scary biscuits

when something is quite scary.

someone's response to a police chase.

by theolonius munky October 29, 2004

scary stories

Term used to secretly imply sex in a dark room with candle light. sometimes mistaken for story time.

girl- we should tell scary stories.
boy- ok?
girl- we could turn out the lights and light a candle.
boy- ok but maybe we should ask my step brother so it dosen't look suspecious.
girl-umm.... oh ok sure.
girl to herself (dumbass)

by jimmyisgay November 11, 2006

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

Scary Hours

The time in the night (usually 2:00 - 4:00) where you're up way too late and start thinking of all of the possible scary shit that can happen to you.

Bro, I was up during the Scary Hours last night, I thought there was a demon chasing me back to my room after getting a cheese-stick from the fridge.

by Professor Sauce April 29, 2020

Scary Movie

1. An excuse to hold a guy/girl's hand.

2. A way to show that you're tough (applies to men only)

3. A reason to cuddle.

Grab my hand while we watch this scary movie.

by austinidhitit April 4, 2010

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017

Scary Pizza

A dirty vagina worse than a blue waffle. Looks like an actually pizza.

Kevin: I bet you that girl has a Scary Pizza.
James: Want me to go ask her?
Kevin: Yes.
James: Do you have a Scary Pizza?
Ashley: Yes, I do. Wanna lick?
James: HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIL NO

by ScaryPizzaVagina August 11, 2011