spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Animal Sandwich

A sandwich created by the undefeated amateur boxer and notorious internet forum poster known by the alias of "Animal Squabbles" and his famous slogan 'SPEND MONEY!!!". The sandwich is made up of 4 different animals, pig, cow, fish and chicken.

It is made by putting a piece of fish inbetween 2 beef patties, then putting that inside of the KFC double down sandwch (bacon and chicken). No bread, all meat.

dude 1 - "Man, I'm so hungry i could every animal on this farm."

dude 2 - "Well then you need to go get you an Animal Sandwich"

by spendmoney April 12, 2010

Wide Sandwich

A threesome with two fat men whereupon the non fat man is in the middle.

Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.

Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.

Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?

Person 1: Foldy.

by P.Batman September 30, 2012

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010

Sandwiches with Mayonnaise

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Catherine and Alex were making sandwiches with mayonnaise while Greg was sleeping.

by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009

Douchebag Sandwich

When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.

My ride to work sucked today, as I was once again in the middle of a Douchebag Sandwich.

by jamband October 17, 2014

kief sandwich

A bong bowl packed in the following order:

Weed to cover the bottom,

followed by a thick layer of kief,

followed by a top layer of weed to keep the kief from burning off

Man I'm gonna pack a kief sandwich, you in?

by Mayor Willnot January 23, 2017