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An amazing delight consisting of two overweight fat males in overcoats wearing a fedora named Samuel sandwiching any human being or animal.
Samuel: Hey do you want to come over later to sammich. Lama: bahhhhh Samuel: sooooooo ..... yes?
Sammich by ImSodaPressed June 24, 2018

Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.
A sandwich made with pure love, typically by a Sgt that cares.
the Sgt made you a sammich now eat it! that's an order!
Sammich by icebluecan June 30, 2012
A nice little pussy wedged between a set of buns
Last night, I had me a sammich. Nuf said
sammich by DanDanNoodles January 10, 2008

Samichezz 

A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.
My GF's name is Samichezz, how'd she do it?
Samichezz by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009
A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h
I ate a sammich, it tasted good epic win on my part.
sammich by sparta kicking person September 29, 2011