Setting Sail

Stretching ones ball bag to the extent that it becomes the size of a dinner plate.

Dude pulled out his sack and was setting sail.

by PButterman April 10, 2017

sailed the high seas

Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .

Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.

by nikibriki March 11, 2019

sail the seven seas

To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.

It wasn't able to purchase that application in my region so I had to sail the seven seas.

by Lollinhard December 28, 2011

that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost

Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012

Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

Having sex with a girl that's menstruating.

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

Sailing the Seas of Cheese

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.

David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."

by Sauce Mane November 16, 2018