ribcage spider legs

the attribute of your ribcage protruding from your back and being extended to the point you can use them to stand rather than using your normal legs.

those who have ribcage spider legs may have also developed a blood hydraulic system and some makeshift joints within the ribcage spider legs allowing them to actually walk using their strange bone protrusions.

person 1: "Hey did you hear that jimmy developed ribcage spider legs?"

person 2: "Dude wtf! how did you get in my house?"

person 1: "jimmy gave me a ride." *points out broken window*

jimmy: *bone crunching noises as jimmy approaches the window* "my darkened soul hungers for your flesh."

person 2: *screaming*

person 1: "hahaha classic jimmy"

by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

big fuck off spider

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Aggressive Fingering

I gave her the Reverse Bernie Sanders last night then shook her father's hand three minutes later

by GeneralButtNaked March 13, 2017

barry sanders

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Despacito Spider

A bighead and a biggerhead stacked on top of each other. One of the most commonly seen widespread robloxian highschool meme character. The name usually is despacito or includes despacito in it.

Look at this dumb looking despacito spider

by kaii85 August 1, 2018