Salmon Toss Salad 

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

Salmon Toss Salad by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012

salmon hole 

A womans vagina. Salmon as in, it is reminiscent of a fish smell, and is pink like salmon meat. Hole, because it is a hole.

I wouldn't mind waking up balls deep in her salmon hole.

salmon hole by D. Tuma October 17, 2007

Salmon Balloon 

When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.

Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.

Salmon Balloon by Gbo February 10, 2007

salmon bomb 

When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream

"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."

salmon bomb by Salmonsays March 29, 2015

Salmon-balls

The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.

Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.

Salmon-balls by Kuato.lives August 24, 2016

Salmon Skin Roll 

Complete awareness; Total state of awareness. Coming from from the japanese fighting style, Karate. When you have achieved Unagi, you can defend & prepare yourself from any danger at any given moment.

Rachael has salmon skin roll.

Salmon Skin Roll by Homes_01 December 4, 2020

Salmon Slap 

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

Salmon Slap by Gizzy June 11, 2006