Runkert

Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.

*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!

* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"

by Påsan December 3, 2019

Runkle

From the verb: to runkle.

To forcefully grab a man by his balls and verbally abuse him.

My brother wouldn't shut up, so I runkled him so hard he had to get sutures in his scrotum.

by Eddie Nero November 10, 2019

Runka

The Swedish term for jacking the ween.

Hold up, gotta runka!

by Rydotra October 12, 2020

Runksex

Masturbation

Me and my girlfriend had runksex

by punksnoppen October 16, 2021

runkeloff

It is a pice of with bread that someone has wanked on.

You are a stupid runkeloff

by Joberg November 22, 2021

runking around

when one is horsing and they are being a real pain in the bloomers. also a synonym for enjoying a trampoline park.

Bob Sagy was being a real stickler when he was runking around and knocking over kids

by Bob Sagy January 9, 2022

runked

runked means very messed up or, funny and disordered.

"the face expression you made was runked." " the package was runked when it got to my house."

by very useless words December 20, 2022