A sexual move where you clap someone’s asshole so hard that your dick titties slap their genitals. Generally considered unpleasant due to the probability of permanent sterilization.
In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.
In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
In a male-female situation, should the man manage to launch a testicle into the woman’s vagina, he will be rewarded with a moan similar to the bellow of a horny ton-ton.
In a male-male situation, the “clapper” attempts to high-five the other man’s bean sack. Success will result in an immediate ejaculation from both men.
by HippyDippy_ January 11, 2019
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Girl: Reeca took care of me when I really needed it.
FuckBoy: She sounds like an easy target. I'm going to take her.
Reeca: Why yes, I'll give you my mind body and soul, fuckboy.. but, where are you taking me?
FuckBoy: For Granted!!!!
*he grabs her hand and takes off*
FuckBoy: She sounds like an easy target. I'm going to take her.
Reeca: Why yes, I'll give you my mind body and soul, fuckboy.. but, where are you taking me?
FuckBoy: For Granted!!!!
*he grabs her hand and takes off*
by Ugotmefckdup January 13, 2019
Get the Reeca mug.A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.
This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.
Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)
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When you cover your rectum with a pile of cocaine and fart a coke cloud into the air and someone runs in and tries to snort the cloud out of the air.
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Get the Rectal snowblower mug.a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.
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