reddit

The accumulation of all stupidity on the internet.

person 1: have you seen ...

person 2: i already saw it on Reddit.

by dwarftosser9999 September 15, 2013

Reddit

The place that will scar you for life yet you go on it for 3 hours a day

Yeah I go on Reddit

by Jimmoty June 5, 2020

Reddit

The "not like other girls" of social media

Andy : You on insta ?
Robert : Nah bro i am not like you people, I am on reddit !"

by BROKEN_ENGLISH(DONT READ) July 10, 2020

reddit hole

When you are supposed to be doing something else but instead you are looking at reddit.

I should have gotten back to work sooner but I got stuck in a reddit hole

by Poul P October 25, 2011

redditor

a place where you will find things that can be considered uncanny. wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers

John: Woah, that was a wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers bruh moment
Axel: What the fuck, are you a redditor?

by thotneeshia September 22, 2020

Reddit

A Website that will curse your virginity

"So hows the wife and kids?"
"Im sworn to be a virgin not a parent, Im a redditor."

by Not Sure What March 2, 2020

reddict

A combination of the words "reddit" and "addict", a reddict is defined to be one who spends countless hours of his or her life wasting away on reddit, clicking on everything and the proceeding to spam his or her friends facebook walls and news feeds with links to in-depth comment threads on the quality of bathroom graffiti, pictures of newborn platypuses, and rage comic after rage comic. after. rage. comic.

How to spot a reddict based on:
Their vocalizations
"Hey man, check out this conspiracy theory posted on reddit! Theses guys are claiming Rebecca Black's Friday is actually about JFK's assassination!!"
"Look at this X-Wing fighter I just made out of office supplies!!"
"AdviceAnimals KNOW ALL!!"
"Is that a balloon triceratops?!?!?"

Their appearance
-Likely to be shrunken in appearance from hours of inactivity
-Eyes bloodshot and strained from computer glare at 4:00am
-Likely to suffer from a form of carpal tunnel syndrome of the index finger

Their facebook interactions
-Consist of post after post containing a link via reddit
-Posting continuing through all hours of the night
-Consist of nothing except reddit

Take caution in dealing with such individuals and viewing their spam so as to avoid joining their ranks and submitting oneself to the temptation that is reddit.

Facebook User 1:"Another post! This is the 6th philosoraptor in the past 10 minutes!"
Facebook User 2: "Man, that Jesse kid sure is a reddict."

by maydaylvr3 June 7, 2011