Rectum Raider

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.

''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''

by AssCruzad0r October 24, 2012

prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.

Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?

by jaybirdlaw December 25, 2015

rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

by bs425 March 08, 2015

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.

Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

rectum necklace

One who has their neck surrounded by their own rectum. Thus wearing their rectum as a necklace. Synonymous with asshat.

Briann keeps deleting my tags on facebook pics. Who does that rectum necklace think she is?

by 1fooln6billion October 29, 2010

Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.

"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."

by MetalliChris January 26, 2007

rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 05, 2004