by J-O-H-N March 21, 2007
dude, did you hook up with brooke last night?
yeah, but she was a total rake job. i had to ice my dick for 3 hours!
yeah, but she was a total rake job. i had to ice my dick for 3 hours!
by spongebob pee pants November 09, 2006
Boy: "My mom searched my room and found my stash!"
Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"
Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."
Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."
Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"
Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."
Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."
by LearBear July 02, 2009
by Jannerdidit July 24, 2018
by Mouse Pearce March 27, 2017
It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.
To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"
"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"
"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."
by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022
The act of only swiping only right on a dating app (normally done by men and some ratchets) to collect "a harvest", if you will. Just like with actual clam raking, you get some winners and some losers. Do as you will with the harvest and wait until the next low tide (normally around 12 hours for swipes to reload) and start raking all over again.
"Brah, I'm just going to clam rake within a 2 mile radius, clean house real quick"
"Hey Tony, I matched with your daughter while clam raking on break. You're on vacation next week right?"
"Hey Tony, I matched with your daughter while clam raking on break. You're on vacation next week right?"
by The Ghost Of Dad December 14, 2017