qwerty waffle

when you crap on someone's laptop keyboard and close the lid

I left you a QWERTY waffle for lunch.

by not an IT manager May 20, 2014

SPAZZ QWERTY

A spazzed up person with a strange addition for the first 6 letters on a keyboard.

Bro I think I am developing the SPAZZ QWERTY syndrome .

by Laquesha brown April 1, 2017

QWERTY Sanchez

A sex position for computer gaming nerds invented by the character Zaboo in the award-winning web series The Guild.

Hey, how about we network our computers together and game for a while, and then later we can do the QWERTY Sanchez!

by Guildy713 November 22, 2009

QWERTY-Hater

A QWERTY-Hater is a person that, for some odd reason, hates the keyboards with the QWERTY format.

"Why does Jon only use ABC keyboards?"
"He's a QWERTY-Hater."

by Doomguy13 October 21, 2008

qwerty combo

A series of letters that look random, but are smartly combined using a qwerty keyboard when in a state of boredom.

"Have you seen how bored Jack?"

"Yeah, he is probably doing qwerty combos now."

by Urbannboiiiii November 25, 2020

getting QWERTYed

getting smacked with a computer keybord
(order of letters on the keyboard)

was getting qwertyed last night on the LAN

by germandude December 18, 2005

qwerty sanchez

The act of fucking a girl doggy style on her computer desk. Then quickly sneaking an index finger into her anus and wiping it off on her keyboard, specifically on the q, w, e, r, t and y keys.

Last week I gave Jenny a qwerty sanchez, but she made me buy her a new keyboard the next day. Still totally worth it!

by tawneestone July 1, 2012