nerd quotient

1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.

1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."

by M!LK April 18, 2008

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

quote red-handed

When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.

Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.

Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.

by NADIAaaaaa. April 19, 2008

Quote Sandrum

The sudden realization of understanding a quote.

Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.

David: Wait what?

Jeff: ...

David: Ohhhhh, I get it, I just had a Quote Sandrum!!

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayer July 14, 2009

bullshit quotient

The amount of bullshit you are willing to put up with at a particular compensation.

That job sucks, but it pays well. It meets my bullshit quotient.

by Cqah February 1, 2017

quotebot

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.

Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007