brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.

by SMcoolcrew August 9, 2011

man purse

An over the shoulder bag used by urban males. A common accessory found on metrosexuals

Tad carries his papers to work in his man purse.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

Sunday Purse

Noun. A female's vagina. "Sunday" because it is a female's best purse; her special purse.

"She contracted gonorrhea and had green stuff all up in her Sunday Purse".

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2010

purse call

When someone unintentionally calls you on their cell phone while it is still in their purse. Usually the result of digging around their purse or putting something in it, which results in unintentionally speed dialing a person. The person on the other end can usually hear garbled conversations either live in person or on voicemail for an undefinite period of time that can be lengthy.

Hey, I think you just purse called me. Please hang up your phone so that I'm not spying on your conversations.

by cocochronicles March 25, 2010

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Purse Voyeur

To look in a woman's purse while it's open to see what kind of things she has in there.

Allison: Your sister takes a lot of perscription drugs!
Kris: How do you know that?
Allison: I was being a purse voyeur.

by Silver Wear July 30, 2010

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason. Contrary to popular belief, "purse out" is NOT sexist.

My girlfriend was going to wash my car, but she had a purse out and went to the mall.

by Wan Kah December 5, 2007