brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.

by SMcoolcrew August 9, 2011

man purse

An over the shoulder bag used by urban males. A common accessory found on metrosexuals

Tad carries his papers to work in his man purse.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

purse dusting

When Brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief ... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this year

by Brother Josh November 30, 2022

Purse Voyeur

To look in a woman's purse while it's open to see what kind of things she has in there.

Allison: Your sister takes a lot of perscription drugs!
Kris: How do you know that?
Allison: I was being a purse voyeur.

by Silver Wear July 30, 2010

Purse Bitches

The modern day rich and basic “mean girls” in high-school who are known for carrying their purses, instead of backpacks, to classes.

The purse bitches love Kate Spade purses.
The purse bitches always shop at aritzia.

Look, here come the purse bitches.

by usernumber12 December 21, 2021

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

Sunday Purse

Noun. A female's vagina. "Sunday" because it is a female's best purse; her special purse.

"She contracted gonorrhea and had green stuff all up in her Sunday Purse".

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2010