Pizza Purse

When you're drunk as hell and you're eating out a girl, then all of the sudden you vomit right in her vagina giving her a "Pizza Purse".

"Dude I was like totally wasted and I gave that bitch a Pizza Purse..."

by oshizzle March 05, 2009

man purse

An over the shoulder bag used by urban males. A common accessory found on metrosexuals

Tad carries his papers to work in his man purse.

by Fred Garvin January 12, 2004

purse dusting

When Brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief ... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this year

by Brother Josh November 30, 2022

Purse Bitches

The modern day rich and basic “mean girls” in high-school who are known for carrying their purses, instead of backpacks, to classes.

The purse bitches love Kate Spade purses.
The purse bitches always shop at aritzia.

Look, here come the purse bitches.

by usernumber12 December 22, 2021

Indian purse

If you put stuff in your bra its an Indian purse

I put money in my indian purse

by My name is bob3456 March 30, 2016

turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird January 02, 2016

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason. Contrary to popular belief, "purse out" is NOT sexist.

My girlfriend was going to wash my car, but she had a purse out and went to the mall.

by Wan Kah November 12, 2007