Pizza Purse

When you're drunk as hell and you're eating out a girl, then all of the sudden you vomit right in her vagina giving her a "Pizza Purse".

"Dude I was like totally wasted and I gave that bitch a Pizza Purse..."

by oshizzle March 4, 2009

man purse

An over the shoulder bag used by urban males. A common accessory found on metrosexuals

Tad carries his papers to work in his man purse.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason. Contrary to popular belief, "purse out" is NOT sexist.

My girlfriend was going to wash my car, but she had a purse out and went to the mall.

by Wan Kah December 5, 2007

purse dusting

When Brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief ... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this year

by Brother Josh November 30, 2022

Purse Bitches

The modern day rich and basic “mean girls” in high-school who are known for carrying their purses, instead of backpacks, to classes.

The purse bitches love Kate Spade purses.
The purse bitches always shop at aritzia.

Look, here come the purse bitches.

by usernumber12 December 21, 2021

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Purse Drop

When you perceive a man to be masculine but then he speaks and sounds like very girly

The dude at the gym was so hot, but when he said hello it was a purse drop.

by Wise Bear March 27, 2017