brown purse

The art of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates (the female version of a blumpkin)

I lost a bet to my wife and now I have to give her a brown purse.

by SMcoolcrew August 9, 2011

man purse

An over the shoulder bag used by urban males. A common accessory found on metrosexuals

Tad carries his papers to work in his man purse.

by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

purse out

To not do something for a girly reason. Contrary to popular belief, "purse out" is NOT sexist.

My girlfriend was going to wash my car, but she had a purse out and went to the mall.

by Wan Kah December 5, 2007

purse pizza

When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.

I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?

by Heebee January 3, 2020

Purse Bitches

The modern day rich and basic “mean girls” in high-school who are known for carrying their purses, instead of backpacks, to classes.

The purse bitches love Kate Spade purses.
The purse bitches always shop at aritzia.

Look, here come the purse bitches.

by usernumber12 December 21, 2021

Purse Voyeur

To look in a woman's purse while it's open to see what kind of things she has in there.

Allison: Your sister takes a lot of perscription drugs!
Kris: How do you know that?
Allison: I was being a purse voyeur.

by Silver Wear July 30, 2010

Purse Burger

A burger carried in purse or pocket so one doesn't have to be too hungry, or get blood sugar out of balance.

Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023