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Weaksuck Puke

Weaksuck puke describes someone that their actions, abilities, arguments, or positions are so weak and feeble minded that it makes anyone that comes in contact with them want to vomit (puke) profusely. Weaksuck pukes, can be conservative, liberal, atheist, agnostic, bible thumpers. Weaksuck puke has no boundaries.
John is such a weaksuck puke, he drags totally unrelated topics into an argument because he can't discuss the original topic at hand due to his complete lack of knowledge on the original topic.
by MaxiPriest April 28, 2011
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puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
Or
Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke
I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
Or
I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner
by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010
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Lung Puke

A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing/choking/gagging.
"Ah, man I just had the nasitiest lung puke after smoking that bong."
by G-dizzzle fo shizzle nizzle February 14, 2007
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The Puke Roast

Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.

The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.
"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"
by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009
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Mind Puke

Complete nonsense flowing out of the mind without precursor thought, either in written form or speech. Usually has no meaning whatsoever.

coined by Devin Stevens on 08/20/2008
"... and then we can challenge the inter-galactic Globe Trotters for the lifetime supply of raspberry cream-filled pudding!"

"Feel better? Couldn't help but notice that was some serious Mind Puke..."
by Devin Stevens - |[Sacred]| October 16, 2008
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Poetry Puke

The urgent need to spew out/ write poetry.
I haven't written in a year and I need to poetry puke!
by Sarah Avia June 15, 2018
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spite-puke

To vomit on a person, place or thing intentionally

a vomit-based reprisal
I spite-puked in her purse!
by StreetsvilleSpitePuke April 4, 2012
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