Prooning

The act of reaching a certain primal state often after a prolonged edging session of the Prostate, where one reverts back to primal settings to ejaculate
Similar to gooning and often combined, typically Experienced advanced Gooners will level up to this after normal gooning doesnt fulfill their desires enough

Bro 1: "Dude, ive been gooning so much it doesnt fulfill it no more"
Bro 2: "Bro, have you tried Prooning? you know, Prostate gooning? that stuff for serious gooners"

by Original Gooner December 21, 2024

Prowling Wolf

Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.

PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"

by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.

1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025

Pooling

1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head

2. (Noun) Someone who pools

1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday

2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler

by AtlasKiwi June 3, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but way lower energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man??
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025

pooling out

1. Freaking out but with way less energy, slowly descending into madness.

2. When it's really hot and you're melting.

Katia: What's wrong, man?
Sas: I'm pooling out

by karton a June 28, 2025