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procrastination station 

The place you find yourself when you just don't feel like doing anything.
Chris was stuck at the procrastination station all semester and ended up with a 0.8 GPA.
procrastination station by mel22 December 30, 2008

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) 

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.
TED: Hey Joe! have you done our homework yet?
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

procrastination post

The posts you make on Facebook or any other social network while putting off some pressing school assignment.
Catherine's looking at reddit comments instead of studying. Thats all fine and dandy, but I don't wanna see any more of her procrastination posts

procrastination station 

A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.
My dinner magically turned into a two hour "procrastination station."
procrastination station by ejrob November 12, 2013

Procrastination monkey 

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

Procrastination Nation 

"How is your class's progress?"
"Its procrastination Nation; Nothing has been done!'