A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
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1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
Get the lighter probation mug.A young female in the age of 15-21,Who dresses, and flont's her shit like she has been fucked like a champ for the past 20 years.
I was at the movies when I saw this hot chick that I wanted to give me a blumkin, Until I got close and saw that she was a prosittot.
by John B 34 January 10, 2009
Get the Prosittot mug.Noun. From Middle High German probest 'superviser','provost' (from Latin propositus), an occupational name for the head of a religious chapter or educational establishment, or, since such officials were usually clergy and celibate, a nickname probably for a self-important person.
The probst at the church was very has very strict policies.
by B-rizzle December 19, 2018
Get the Probst mug.When someone in a relationship is very very angry at the other person because they've done something horrible, but is still in love with them so they don't really want to break up. they go on a probation relationship where theyre still together, but not talking. kind of like being on a break.
by Amber knows who this is. November 17, 2010
Get the probation relationship mug.Profits, in short, resulting from the relationships of costs to prices, not only tell us which goods it is most economical to make, but which are the most economical ways to make them. These questions must be answered by a socialist system no less than by a capitalist one; they must be answered by any conceivable economic system; and for the overwhelming bulk of the commodities and services that are produced, the answers supplied by profit and loss under competitive free enterprise are incomparably superior to those that could be obtained by any other method.
Profits guide and channel the factors of production so as to apportion the relative output of thousands of different commodities in accordance with demand. No bureaucrat, no matter how brilliant, can solve this problem arbitrarily. Free prices and free profits will maximize production and relieve shortages ipso facto more quickly than any other system. Arbitrarily fixed prices and arbitrarily limited profits can only prolong shortages and reduce production and employment.
The function of profits, finally, is to put constant and unremitting pressure on the head of every competitive business to introduce further economies and efficiencies, no matter to what stage these may already have been brought.
Profits guide and channel the factors of production so as to apportion the relative output of thousands of different commodities in accordance with demand. No bureaucrat, no matter how brilliant, can solve this problem arbitrarily. Free prices and free profits will maximize production and relieve shortages ipso facto more quickly than any other system. Arbitrarily fixed prices and arbitrarily limited profits can only prolong shortages and reduce production and employment.
The function of profits, finally, is to put constant and unremitting pressure on the head of every competitive business to introduce further economies and efficiencies, no matter to what stage these may already have been brought.
"Contrary to a popular impression, profits are achieved not by raising prices, but by introducing economies and efficiencies that cut costs of production. It seldom happens (and unless there is a government-responsible monopoly it never happens over a long period) that every firm in an industry makes a profit. The price charged by all firms for the same commodity or service must be the same; those who try to charge a higher price do not find buyers. Therefore, the largest profits go to the firms that have achieved the lowest costs of production. These expand at the expense of the inefficient firms with higher costs. It is thus that the consumer and the public are served."
by The Savvy Economist February 19, 2010
Get the profit mug.Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009
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