Smokin' that pressure

Destroy Lonely's definition of some strong ass weed

"Ken: Yo what you smokin' big dawg? Bobby: Pressure, yea I'm smokin' that pressure!"

*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"

by OpiumHeadQuarterMaster May 3, 2023

pumpkin pressure

The irrational obsession with Halloween and anything Halloween related during the entire month of October and possibly up until Thanksgiving.

The pumpkin pressure is pretty thick this year I haven't seen Mike in anything but his Pikachu costume this week.

by MT_Scoop November 4, 2017

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

by Uncle Jesse, Rebecca Donaldson, and Daniel Tanner November 7, 2006

pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 13, 2011

Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.

"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."

by dudeboyman February 26, 2010

pressure washer

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.

Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer

by bigsexydlinn May 28, 2010