Catch Present

A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.

Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!

by Male push present January 2, 2012

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

presbyterians

An anagram of "Britney Spears"

Are you going to the Presbyterians concert?

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Presbyterian Church

The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West

"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker

by Koriand'r August 3, 2005

five percenter

Offshoot of Nation of Islam, teaches that 5 percent of man knows the truth of the world, 85 percent doesn't have a clue and is preyed upon by the remaining ten percent (using drugs, violence etc.) There are many who claim to be five percent, but in reality very few men are disciplined enough to do so.

Black man is God, Black woman is earth.

White man was created by a scientist.

Death for the misled.

by TenPercentSons January 27, 2004

jelly preserver

A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.

"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2

by Big Bruce Texas June 25, 2009

presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.

by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005