Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

Lollipop practice

another term for head, can also be used when a female doesn't know how to give head, but made a valiant effort.

Yo, did she give you some head last night?

Yeah, the lollipop practice was straight!

by latinrammer2010 April 29, 2009

Lacrosse Practice

An all male orgy.

I hope I don't get AIDS at lacrosse practice later.

by El Vipiro February 18, 2017

guitarget practice

1. The act of shooting squinty-eyed dirty looks at the guitar player in your band (which he, unfortunately never see's because of guitar face!) when he decides to solo LOUDY through the entire song in his usual autistic way.

Q: So how was rehearsal Saturday?

A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .

by 217 August 4, 2006

Proactive

The things you do that you don't have to do that make all the difference when it's to late to do anything about it!

Bobby is so proactive

by zowie123 February 4, 2010

proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.

Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"

by stewyt October 21, 2010

preaction

The opposite of reaction.

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.

by BonnieG December 9, 2008