potato

a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable

My kawaii potato was fabulous

by Rob stallion December 18, 2015

Potatoed

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.

"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now

by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015

Potato

The mightiest of all tubers... perhaps even of all vegetation.

My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Potato

A Food that grows in the ground and has more uses than any other edible object!

Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...

by Spoonermosimousis October 27, 2003

potato

Silencer for a handgun.

"You think you a killer but we gon just pay 'em a visit
Put the potato in the barrel so nobody hear it"
G-Unit, Gangsta Shit

by Italianplaya August 5, 2004

Potatoe

A retard. Someone of low intelligence. May claim higher intelligence.

You're too potatoe to communicate properly.

by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015

potato

The best food ever, it grows underground and in dark, dank places. Can be cooked in millions of thousnads of ways.

The ultimate ruler of the galaxy. The potatoes simply rule all. Potato is also a general word for mostly anything. Adjetive, verb, noun, compliment, insult, swear word...

"We're having potatoes for dinner!"the food

"Well, potato you, asshole!"insult

"Wow, this movie is incredibly potatoey!" compliment

by insanekaos May 22, 2004