pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.

Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)

by coolkid4543 March 12, 2019

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years

PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Pornhub

A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross

At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO

by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024

PornHub

A website with content of sexual activity for enjoyment

Guy 1:Man this party’s fucking boring
Guy 2: Yeah fuck this I’m going on PornHub

by LT.Flames May 26, 2019

Pornhub

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

Pornhub

A very holy and beautiful site that basically like heaven, it has the best kid-friendly videos!

GO TO THE HOLY SITE PORNHUB YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

by kamudai April 21, 2021