pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
by paul hinton December 09, 2005
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pork sword

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 25, 2003
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John Pork

John Pork is one of the most violent criminals to ever exist. his danger to society has lead him to be imprisoned for the remainder of his life, he has been in pen for 100+ years - his immense strength, girth and tonnage has meant that he supposedly will live forever. Him and his accomplice "Holly Vickers" can be found in the popular video game devour (Holly on farm house and John on the town).
"bro, i had a nightmare last night, about John Pork"

"I've heard he's in jail for the brutal murder of several orphans and is now trying to summon Azazael"
by oPtIc FaTmAl May 02, 2022
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pork nap

A nap, which is justified by previous consumption of large quantities of pork (of delicious quantity).
After all that bbq, I'm going to take a nap when I get home, specifically, a pork nap!
by pocket of the ham type November 06, 2010
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Pork Purse

He slipped his throbbing spam hammer into her pork purse.
by Just-in Jizzed-out December 04, 2010
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Pork poker

Jane spat on Dave's pork poker before he entered her up her council gritter.
by Ray Giorgione April 08, 2019
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Pork Eye

Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary
by 010Rusty April 17, 2023
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