french pop tart 

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.

When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.

french pop tart by Zoidberg's bitch June 9, 2016

asian pop tart 

1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.

2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.

1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!

2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!

asian pop tart by PASHU May 6, 2006

shower pop tart 

A sexual innuendo used to depict a female using a pop tart, preferably cherry or hot fudge flavored, to pleasure herself early in the morning while in the shower. The pop tart will obviously turn soggy. This is often considered a delicacy in high-class societies around the world and is always eaten by a significant other present during the pleasuring in the shower.

Michelle: "Katie, did you eat breakfast yet?"
Katie: "Actually, I did already. My boyfriend and I shared a shower pop tart this morning."

shower pop tart by Like Father Like Son October 29, 2008

Swedish pop-tart 

by roberts terms, sex with a spatula....lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.

Damn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
hells YEA!!

Swedish pop-tart by kelseyyyyy katttt December 9, 2008

Peruvian Pop Tart 

Th Peruvian Pop Tart is when a couple is free falling from a plane and decides of all places, it is a good idea to get it in, in the air.

1. "Dude I did the craziest thing yesterday".
2. " what did you do" ?
3. " I totally did the Peruvian Pop Tart yesterday on the way down"
4 " No way your the man" !

Peruvian Pop Tart by Parker160 May 25, 2010

Chocolate Pop Tart 

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

Chocolate Pop Tart by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

human pop tart 

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

human pop tart by XenoN461 April 19, 2018