Greg: Is she dating a guy her own age?
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
by Balzacfan July 14, 2023

Basically a gold digging vsco girl, who ask some boys that likes her for food and ignored them right after.
by Class of 2024 Chattahoochee August 25, 2019

by EmaciatedSpruceTree December 31, 2023

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday
by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 13, 2011
