Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009

Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.

oh poot i have no idea what to do.

by Semajal June 11, 2003

Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage

Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.

by VR6BDF March 14, 2019

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.

I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.

by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007

Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.

"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"

by Tawneh February 5, 2005

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003