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pool jerk 

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.
Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.
pool jerk by poode dude August 2, 2010
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pool rack full of afro hair 

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.
i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

pool bitch 

very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch
Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.
pool bitch by ella1383xra January 8, 2015

pool stick dick 

A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure
Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you

pool playing prime 

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.
My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

Pool Purge 

When a pool is not in use on a hot summer day, run up to it and jump in!
Tony, there is no one in that pool. It's pool purge time!
Pool Purge by TMT214 October 27, 2018