Poot

1.) A nonsensical place holder, commonly used in math.

2.) Often used to describe when a situation doesn't work, or if something means nothing.

3.) Also, it can be used as an expletive.

1.) Is it a Z-score, T-score, or poot?

2.) It means poot.

3.) POOOOT!

by Autumn Ai April 28, 2009

poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.

"That poots!"

by Robberbaron Snotbuckets January 18, 2009

poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.

Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?

by alltheoldlionsza June 30, 2011

Poot

To poop and toot at the same time. Same as shart only for little ears.

-Daddy I tooted and have poop in my butt.

-Son, thats called a poot.

by jt1jacobs September 5, 2010

Poot

A ho or slut, someone who gets around.

That denise girl ia a poot.

by Favilicious April 4, 2003

poot

to go poop...need we say more??!!

i pooted...

by jrs1234 November 29, 2010

Poot

A nice way of saying shart or "I sharted", a.k.a. a cross between farting and taking a load

Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"

I pooted

Sharted is innapropriate, but you may say Pooted

by pootyfart April 30, 2008