A female backside that resembles a young pony. Characteristics include but are not limited too: a rounded butt, firm muscular legs, a confident walk that could be categorized as a strut, and tight athletic wear. This term specifically refers to the shape and physical fitness of the female backside in question and does not only include the butt. It encompasses the entire region from the belly button to the ankles. The term also implies that one would like to 'ride' the Pony Ass.
Attractive young female power walking.
Me: Damn, look at that!
Friend: That is one hell of a Pony Ass!
Me: Damn, look at that!
Friend: That is one hell of a Pony Ass!
by Pony Ass May 06, 2014
A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.
Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"
Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010
Used in the following format to proclaim one's personal favorite pony (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic):
"insert pony name here is best pony."
This simple term is used anywhere and any time a MLPFIM fan is enthused by a particular pony. These comments tend to appear most in forums, message boards, and Youtube video comments. Some situations:
-A pony does something impressive or amusing in the show.
-A fan's favorite pony merely appears and/or speaks in an episode (Derpy Hooves is the best example).
-A pony displays an unusual tendency and wins the approval of a viewer (for example, the normally timid Fluttershy appears to beat the shit out of a bear).
-A fan simply prefers one pony to all others and wants to make it known.
It is up to the individual fan to decide which pony is best, as the statement is highly personal, but some ponies (usually Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash) are labeled as best more often than others. Also, this term is not always absolute, as some will use it to merely display an increase in the approval of a pony, and will thus apply it to multiple fillies and colts.
"insert pony name here is best pony."
This simple term is used anywhere and any time a MLPFIM fan is enthused by a particular pony. These comments tend to appear most in forums, message boards, and Youtube video comments. Some situations:
-A pony does something impressive or amusing in the show.
-A fan's favorite pony merely appears and/or speaks in an episode (Derpy Hooves is the best example).
-A pony displays an unusual tendency and wins the approval of a viewer (for example, the normally timid Fluttershy appears to beat the shit out of a bear).
-A fan simply prefers one pony to all others and wants to make it known.
It is up to the individual fan to decide which pony is best, as the statement is highly personal, but some ponies (usually Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash) are labeled as best more often than others. Also, this term is not always absolute, as some will use it to merely display an increase in the approval of a pony, and will thus apply it to multiple fillies and colts.
Aaron: Hey Mike, what happened in last night's episode Luna Eclipsed?
Mike: Well Princess Luna returned and could not stop yelling when she tried to talk. Eventually Fluttershy helped her and...
Aaron: FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY.
Mike: Well Princess Luna returned and could not stop yelling when she tried to talk. Eventually Fluttershy helped her and...
Aaron: FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY.
by Dr. Dick Delaware November 10, 2011
by Erøc November 21, 2006
Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...
by AdriennePurdue April 05, 2017
An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.
by IEknowledge March 23, 2009
An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.
by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011