Jackson Polack

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Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?

by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

word police

A person who takes it upon themselves to correct the grammar of not only their close friends but also causal acquaintances, often at the expense of disregarding surrounding circumstances.

Friend:
"Dude, where was you last night?!? I saw your girl at the club getting all up on some other dude. She totally left with him and his buddy, yelling something about a threesome."

Word Officer:
"Don't you mean, 'where were you last night?'?"

Friend:
"Dude, who are you? The Word Police??"

by Mike Larkin April 30, 2006

police state

A country where the police watch what you do and try to control your life. Where there's cameras in town centres and on public transport. Where you can be arrested because of something you said to a friend about the leaders of your country. Where police stop and search people for no reason. Where you can be detained without charge or trial. Where the state plants bugs with impunity. Where protesters have to get police permits, and where police regularly attack protesters.

Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!

Smash all police states! Down with Patriot Act, ASBOs, CCTV, ID cards, biometrics, no fly lists, Terrorism Act, Gitmo, Belmarsh, Public Order Act, and Nazi bastard politicians and pigs!

by Andy August 6, 2004

polyamorous

Means "Many Loves". It means having multiple commited relationships with people you are mutally in love with, and everyone wants it to be that way.

This is not to be confused with swinging or multiple relationships, where you are sleeping with the other people or they are friends with bennies, whom you love. That is called non-monogamy, and to say it is polyamory is a lie.

"I told Brad I'm in love with him, and my husband Rick is very happy for us."
"That's cheating!"
"No, we're polyamorous. You can only cheat on rules that exist. We don't have an agreement to be exclusive. But an example of me cheating would be to not tell Rick that I'm in love, because the rule of honesty is right up there with the rule that the primary relationship comes first"
"I could never do that. I'm too jealous"
"Then don't."
"Are you sleeping with both these guys?"
"Now that I'm in love with both of them, yes. But you don't have to be having sex to be polyamorous, because what it means is that you are mutually in love with more than one person at a time. Most people do sleep with those they love, but sex is not what makes you poly"

by Saxophone April 4, 2008

Police Cops

99% more hardcore than regular Police Officers, the Police Cops are an elite devision of the normal police. Rather than using guns, they physically force bullets into their enemies simply using their hands. To reach them you call 911-1, and even if you have an emergency, the Police Cops will still beat you after they're finished helping you.

We are the Police Cops. What the fuck do you want!?

by Xero Anarian August 22, 2006

Karma Police

1. A Radiohead song. Possibly their most famous song.

2. Men who come and arrest you for being a prick.

Freeze! This is the Karma Police! You're under arrest under the accusation of talking in maths, buzzing like a fridge, and resembling a detuned radio.... You bastard!

by Walter June 2, 2004

PC police(politically correct police)

The people who go bat shit crazy when someone says something slightly not politically correct. Usually overreact and are assholes about the slightest thing.

Person A: haha I love that midget dude he’s so funny
PC police(politically correct police): UHM ACTUALLY ITS “LITTLE PERSON” YOU DISRESPECTFUL JERK

by Carlisle Juniper August 30, 2019