Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

by dogegg June 27, 2010

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

by Mouskey March 30, 2011

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011

Polla

Spanish slang for cock

Deja de tocarme la polla! => stop touching my cock!

by ulon January 7, 2005

Polly

A caring loving and beatifull girl, always impresses a man no matter what can trust mostly everyone. She has funny and king friends but her best feature are her eyes and personality

She has great luck and is very pretty

Look it’s polly

Wow her eyes are amazing

by Dr phandsom July 27, 2018

pollywad

Condoms, tissues, ect containing bodily fluids after sexual interaction in a vehicle.

The car park was littered with pollywads

by railmen March 12, 2015

Pollywoppus

A British term, given to someone who says something stupid or makes a stupid remark, usually due to living a sheltered life and having little exposure or knowledge about the world around them.

J: “Want some halloumi for dinner?”
L: “The city in Hawaii?”
J: “No, the cheese! You’re such a pollywoppus!”

by ColinFrissell October 2, 2016