When you take a person's flesh between any two of your fingers and squeeze for at least one nanosecond.
by Soytugitana March 23, 2011
Get the cheek-pinchmug. by Shay69 November 14, 2011
Get the Clit Pinchmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
Get the Giblet Pinchmug. After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016
Get the Pinch dickmug. The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
Get the Squish & Pinchmug. A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
Get the Pinching Horseshoesmug. A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.
Guy "Dude how was last night?"
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
by Rally Cry November 4, 2010
Get the pinch machinemug.