When you take a person's flesh between any two of your fingers and squeeze for at least one nanosecond.
by Soytugitana March 23, 2011

by Shay69 November 14, 2011

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.
by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.
2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009

by JenJen278448 August 26, 2019
