purification

1.To kill everyone in a clan or area to stop a few or one person from doing something against the clan or area.
2.To clean something inpure

1.I purified the oval office today two more years my ass Bush.
2.I purified my underwear useing the dishwasher.

purification

by Forest Wayne July 19, 2006

Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

by Lololololha April 6, 2019

Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

phurf

to fuck a lady who is a slut, who has boned many people before you.

Last night, i phurfed this girl and she said she boned 50 people before me

by ejaculate May 13, 2005

phusion

Used to describe a person who is HP or XP, henpecked or extremely henpecked.

Look at phusion!! Super XP lor!! ROFLOL BTH

by tox April 19, 2005

Pharisee Humor

The type of a humor a Pharisee would have used in the New Testament. Not so much humor, as it is mockery.

Actually, it's a lot closer to being a douchebag.

Man: Oh man, I'm really feeling that workout.
Person implementing Pharisee Humor: Thou shalt not work on the sabbath.
Man: Dude, it's Saturday.
Pharisee: Do you dare speak blasphemy in the sight of the Lord?
Man: You're a douche.

by Lue Silver Hand October 30, 2009

prurientobotanical

The impulse to masturbate intimately with vegetables.

Or girl, that cucumber so hit the spot. You know how I get with my prurientobotanical nature Who needs a man?

by kneelund September 7, 2011