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Quite possibly the most influential Halo 2 and Halo 3 montage maker of all time. He is known by almost every gamer out there. He has had countless hits such as "Eclectic" and "Phurion and Fluxy Dualtage." I actually had the honor to sit down and talk to him about his future plans during an interview with him on June 28th, 2008. He says that he plans to retire soon and just enjoy life. He wants to cross-breed a poodle and a rabbit in the near future. He also told me, "Yeah, basically I just want to experiment with things that no one has ever done before. For example, I already have a whole plan wrote out on feeding a horse purple food coloring, see... And then eventually it would turn purple right? So then after it turns purple you feed to the lions." I really didn't understand this complex plan, but I'm sure this would most definitely do good in the gaming world. He also told me that he enjoys sitting down with his pet ferrets and eating a nice meal of tater-tot bagel mix with a cup of low fat pomegranate milk with a half a teaspoon of BBQ. In conclusion, this one man will forever change the face of the earth.
What the fuck, you just got Phurion'd, bitchcopter???
phurion by John Heneberry July 5, 2008
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The Phusion 

A jazz, funk, rock group that use the process of improvisation, experimentation and inventiveness, The Phusion has been on a mission to play honest and meaningful music that can run the gamut of being deceptively accessible to technically eloquent. Their sound is on a constant journey where the question "why?" does not exist and the response "Why not" does. They realize that improvement is always necessary in order to go beyond mediocrity, even when revisions have already been made. The soundscape in which they frolic in, organically changes depending on the mood of the group and the influences that creep into their minds. The term "Genre" does not restrict their creative passion, nor does the concept of "Mainstream" intimidate them from producing music that is different. They may still be in Highscool, but their musical love is planted firmly in the ground. It would be their honour to allow you, the listener, to partake in this new euphonious journey.
Woah, what is that?! "The Phusion"

I need to listen to something different..."try The Phusion"
The Phusion by One who searches June 23, 2010
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Used to describe a person who is HP or XP, henpecked or extremely henpecked.
Look at phusion!! Super XP lor!! ROFLOL BTH
phusion by tox April 19, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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