38th Parallel

1. A specific line of latitude.
2. The official border between north and south Korea.
3. And arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball games.

Yeah! Take THAT to the 38th parallel!!!

by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006

paralegal

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.

Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

parallel play

(n). When two women (or two men) lay on their backs next to each other while masturbating

I've been begging my bff Clara for a while to parallel play, but she's never into it.

by aodasso September 5, 2015

parallelogramming

Is when you are doing a really great job at parallel parking.

"Wow you are really parallelogramming this parking spot."

by Kait4Cakes March 12, 2013

paralogical

With the prefix para which appears in words from Greek, most often attached to verbs and verbal derivatives, with the meanings “at or to one side of, beside, side by side” and the suffix logic or logical, paralogic/paralogical means that no matter what the situation or debate; what one says in paralogic makes sense.

paralogical statement:
"The colour red equals moon."

response of debater:
"That makes no fucking sense, you're a bloody idiot!"

paralogical response:
"paralogically it is true and makes perfect sense! You're a paralogical ignoramus!"

by wolftone1916 March 14, 2014

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015

phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016