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1. A nocturnal college student who's secretly a genius.
2. A type of sexual position involving a peanut (It is important that the peanut is unsalted) and a silver 1986 Toyota Carolla.
2. A type of sexual position involving a peanut (It is important that the peanut is unsalted) and a silver 1986 Toyota Carolla.
Bob: "Who's that kid walking around outside at four in the morning?"
Matt: "Oh, that's just Ed. He's such a silver peanut."
or
Joe: "Wow! That silver peanut last night was amazing! Wasn't it babe?"
Sally: "No"
Matt: "Oh, that's just Ed. He's such a silver peanut."
or
Joe: "Wow! That silver peanut last night was amazing! Wasn't it babe?"
Sally: "No"
by carlshake46 December 29, 2011
Get the Silver Peanut mug.The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.
*Exits bathroom
Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020
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Get the Peanut butter friend mug.Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 5, 2022
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