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1 v. To overachieve in meaningless circumstances while underachieving in matters of importance.
2 adj. To look utterly confused in defeat as if one were asked to divide some huge number by pi
3 n. One who generates vulgar amounts of income and still uses a discount barber.
1 v. To overachieve in meaningless circumstances while underachieving in matters of importance.
2 adj. To look utterly confused in defeat as if one were asked to divide some huge number by pi
3 n. One who generates vulgar amounts of income and still uses a discount barber.
1. Ted nailed his presentation to his peers but peytoned in front of the investors.
2. The peytoned look on his face revealed his anguish.
3. In the manner of a frugal peyton, he emerged from his Ferrari and casually sauntered into Specialcuts for a ten dollar clip.
2. The peytoned look on his face revealed his anguish.
3. In the manner of a frugal peyton, he emerged from his Ferrari and casually sauntered into Specialcuts for a ten dollar clip.
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a lazy guy with no game that tends to be a giant cockblock when all he wants to do is cuddle anyway and lie about the outcome
Man, I was about to take this girl upstairs last night, had John not been such a peyton and ruined it.
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Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
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