Jack Pattison

Jack is awesome and is creative he is also nice friendly and dopey

Jack Pattison

by jack is the best :) October 14, 2012

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

cutis petutis

A really cute disease or illness. A Cutis petutis usually forms when you lack a hug of a friendly giant or the sparkles of a pegasus. There is no emergency to go to the doctors office. When you reach the nearest doctor, the cure is a dose of love.

Dylan has a cutis petutis on his left butt cheek

by doctorgurl May 27, 2018

Jack Pettitt

A homosexual with chinky eyes and a dad called Antony (has a very small nose)

Jack pettitt sucked mr harji off to get a distinction *

by MyGrannyTranny January 9, 2019

petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC September 11, 2012

Petting the Dog

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014