Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher
"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"
by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023
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When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.
So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.
by Eragonic January 21, 2019
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In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably
"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"
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a word to lol at. one of the most unfortunate names for a male child. people named peter go through life as the butt of many jokes since peter = penis.

a word thats used in place of the word "prick", more enviormentally and kid friendly word to use.
hmmmm if i go and lick peter, does that mean i just gave him a blow job? wow thats one giant peter! to bad your peter isnt as big as you, eh peter?

hahahhahahah, your mom is dead. i killed her in bed last night!! wow stop being such a peter
by rofltittytastic July 09, 2009
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Peters

A fucking retard who sucks big dick, "Peters" is usually a last name of a homosexual man.
He likes to get some head
Gibbon Peters: Yo bro hi
Fortnite Squeaker: wtf bro u seem homo
Gibbon Peters: yep im a Peters
by Cavaze December 19, 2018
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Peter

alpha of all alphas. master of manipulation. also known as getter / gutter.
“hey jacky did you meet peter?”

“yeah, he’s sooo alpha.”
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Celtic Slang for someone who blatantly likes to discredit and disgrace his fellow colleagues regardless of evidence to enhance the size of his dimunitive penis. Can also be used as a verb to describe the action of becoming an axe wound.

1.) That twat is such a peters.

2.) Did u see Alexander get peters'd at the samurai exhibition?

OR I saw Alexander getting peters'd when he fell into the axe stand!
by Revenge101 October 23, 2006
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