persian

A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money, yet is very cheap. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde!

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers

by Tanya June 11, 2004

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

by f'd January 12, 2011

Persian Knights

Persian Knights is a large semi-authoritarian gang that is prevalent in more than seven countries including the United States, Malaysia, Cyprus, England, Canada and Iran. Its roots are somewhat obscured, but its is believed to have been created sometime in the mid-1990's in the capital of Iran, Tehran. Other legends claim that the Persian Knights was first formed as a group in a small city in Cyprus called Famagusta - Gazimagusa in the local language. Gazimagusa means "the dead city", and some believe that members of the Persian Knights are "Ghosts of the dead city" because no one knows about their real identity. Members pledge their loyalty to God, Country and the life of the gang. Iranian gangs normally will concentrate on larceny and theft in various hotels. They normally concentrate on credit cards using them for the purchase of items or sometimes forging a credit card and passports for travel in-out of different countries. Some sell the stolen items to other criminals; this gang tends to be violent and will not hesitate to use weapons on their victims. Iran’s Mafia and Thai gang carried and robbed young Aussie owner of Diamond Shop
.

In past years, a small group in the US called the League of Yellow is taking after the essential concepts of the bizarre gang of Persian Knights.

"yo yo yo u see those persian knights commin down the street"
"seen"

by pk souljah September 7, 2006

Persians

Over achievers. Originating from Iran and only Iran. Generally associated with wealth. Highly intelligent, disproportionately affluent and educated as a percentage of all ethnicities including Caucasian. Disproportionately residing in the most desirable and affluent regions in the U.S and Canada. Although Beverly hills consists of over 1/4 Persians, West Vancouver in Canada, with an average house price of 2.6 million consists of over 28% Persians. Encountering jealousy and envy on a daily basis.

Those rich asshole Persians bought the mansion next door. I saw some rich asshole Persian kid driving a Phantom down the street the other day. A 27 year old Persian physicist was awarded full proffesorship at Harvard,MIT,Oxford,UOFT,Stanford ect ect.

( Check the facts they don't lie)

by I'm not that type of girl!! May 23, 2009

brit periah

The very important part of the brit millah added around 140 AD where the mohel uses his inch long fingernails to rip the foreskin from the glans of the infant so that at least 50% of the skin on the penis can be cut off, thus preventing a Jewish boy from ever being able to pull enough foreskin forward to pretend he is not Jewish.

The mohel inserted his dirty finger nail under the foreskin of the baby and brit periah ripped it from the glans as one would rip open the eyes of a puppy or a kitten.

The term Perry Knife comes from this

by Brit Pariah March 5, 2009

Persia

A gorgeous girl/woman who loves to be noticed

Persia you are so gorgeous. I noticed your new phone

by Tink2213 November 13, 2017

entangled persian forest

The area of "land" on a middle easterners " genitalular area that consists of entagled black forest pubes, usually hosting some sort of sand crab -esque creature

that sandy kid hes sure repping that entangled persian forest.

by xxaustinxx June 30, 2007