perma-borrow

To borrow something from someone when you clearly have no intention of returning it or you intend to wait and see if they ever ask for it back.

I perma-borrowed my neighbor's lawn mower 14 months ago and he still hasn't asked for it back.

by College Professor March 23, 2008

peritrees

n. An individual that hogs a blunt when in the process of smoking weed.

Leroy: Yo you wanna chill with Terry and smoke a fatty?
Willie: Nah son that muhfucka is a peritrees so I'll never get high!

by Pimbass Turtleton April 17, 2009

permaflu

An ambiguous perceived ailment some co-workers have, whereas receiving repeated benefit of the doubt on their abilities, one comes to the conclusion they MUST be sick, but it's a bit more permanent than that.

Uhhh, I think his condition is a little more permanent than a flu, he has permaflu.

by lewcocoug May 6, 2009

perma-cam

1.) constant frontal wedging amongst unattractive muffins.

2.) skank-arific spooge.

did you see that Perma-cam on that hooch. total spooge.

by Captain Seahorse May 14, 2009

Perma-zit

A pimple that won't go away (i.e. permanent zit).

Johnny: "Dude, you still have that bump on your forehead. Better go get it checked out. You may be turning into a unicorn"

Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"

by Micro penis January 5, 2011

Permadance

Being stuck in a perpetual state of dancing, usually due to insane amounts of alcohol consumption and/or illicit drug intake. It is usually, but not always, instigated by "feel good music", including jam, rock, techno, or anything really.

Man, Derek has been in permadance all night. We're going to have to cut the music to get him out of here.

by chriscope October 20, 2010

perm pressed

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

by permpress January 21, 2019