Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.

"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"

by J Spaceman December 8, 2007

pamed

the term pamed, is when a girl takes it in the pussy, ass, and mouth at the same time. this word was founded but the greek gods when they had a female who had commited a crime. she would be PAMed.

"yo you hear about what happened to sarah?" "nahh what?" "she got pamed by 3 guidos last night" " shitt, i didn't know she was pamable.

by ronny duech January 21, 2011

Updesh Patel

A piece of shit human being

"I heard he was tickling his sister in his bed"
"He's probably a Updesh Patel

by Bob_Ross_Fan_69 April 28, 2022

paedo

Short for paedophile. Abuser of children.

"I heard his dad was a dirty paedo"

by gramsci July 24, 2003

O.A.Paedo

The opposite of a paedophile. A person younger than the age of 16, who fancies someone who is over the age of consent.

Person 1: Gary's 14, but he likes OLDER women.
Person 2: Well then, he's an O.A.Paedo.

by Wrayman May 25, 2009

Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011

Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.

guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna

by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010