Peasant

This is what you call your friend as a joke. But, only when he or she is your best friend.

Friend: Hi peasant, what’s up?
Other friend: I’m good, thanks for asking peasant!

by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019

peasant crack

Formally known as redbull vodkas, voddy redbulls or something of the sort

Fark I had too much peasant crack last night.... feeling peasantish this morning

by etchR April 17, 2022

kenny pasato

A gay Mexican "guy" who will do anything to get a dick in his mouth. He is very smart when it comes to school. He will mark his territory with his own saliva. He can put a smile on your face but if you piss him off you won't have a face to smile with.You don't fuck with kenny pasato.....period!

-kenny pasato sucked your dick for free?
-hell yeah brother! He was doing it for Dale!

by 666_____18adilf hitler May 20, 2017

drama peasant

a dramatic person. it’s like a drama queen but the person isn’t a queen so they a peasant.

ex. u being a drama peasant.

by damnnitttt._. October 30, 2019

finnish peasant

when you realize you are supose to be a sweedish cs go youtuber but youre actualy not

anomaly:PAPA THiS SITE JUST CALLED ME A FINNISH PEASANT

papa;dies of alcohol poisoning

by HAIX HAS SMALL PENIS HEHE March 1, 2020

a techno-peasant

A person who is technologically challenged, and who is uneducated about modern conveniences such as; MP3s, VCDs, burning CDs, Digital Cameras, instant messages, text messages, e-mail, etc...

My neighbor is a techno-peasant, he doesn't know how to upload the pictures from his digital camera onto his computer.

by S. T. June 24, 2008

peasantvision

Postmodern televised redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for established business elite. This medium focuses heavily on highly funded advertisements, blatant disinformation, sophomoric content, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves hidden interest groups and functions to blur distinctions between information, entertainment and advertising in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, mass ignorance and submission to commercial hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

by J0e_B October 12, 2007