Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.

person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....

by Nacoji April 4, 2011

Meet the Parents

A really funny movie with Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro. Stiller plays the nurse boyfriend of Deniro's daughter. The movie is about Stiller meeting his girlfriend's parents but her father (Deniro) doesn't like him very much.

A male nurse named Gaylord Focker is the funniest thing ever.

by sagzag February 4, 2004

the Fairly Odd Parents

A kick ass cartoon about a boy named Timmy and his fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda. They get into all sorts of crazy misadvenures while having adult humor and subjects little kids probably won't get, but hey, they'll figure it out later.

Timmy: I have some good news and some bad news!

King Grippulon: What's the good news?

Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip!

King Grippulon: What's the bad news?

Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!

by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005

parents

Two (usually) people who were screwing around and either forgot the condom, or it broke.

My parents said I wasn't an accident, but a mistake

by ignoramus April 23, 2006

Parents

People who claim your childhood and make your life hell.

They can be fucking assholes sometimes and perfect angels others.

Make sure u clean yr room!

"Clean your fucking room james" my Parents shouted.

by Thekittylivestonight! June 27, 2014

parents

fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

by henry March 13, 2005

parents

the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.

Parents are the contorlers of our lives.

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006