The Black Parade

The well known album of My Chemical Romance. According to Gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the The Patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. The penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.

Penguin Leader: You will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
Gerard: I beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
Mikey: word
Gerard: did you just say word?
Mikey: uh no...WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE
Penguin Leader: enough. you shall wither and die
Ray: Oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
Penguin Leader: HELP ME!

by Panic! its a penguin November 26, 2006

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.

Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011

Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 18, 2010