When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!
by canesguy93 April 21, 2009
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Get the ur gender neutral parent asexual mug.In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Pronounced: PAR'day.
For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Yo, parde! What's up?
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Get the Third Parent mug.Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018
Get the Lawn Mower Parent mug.A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.
-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.
-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!
-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
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