parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever

that guy is such a parchie_pro

by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

Parisha

The prettiest girl of all times!
Parisha should be a comedian because she's so funny everybody loves her jokes. She's a genuine person stands for what she says and stands for her opinions everybody should get a nice cute Parisha. Parisha is one in a million. There's only one Parisha in the world who is this amazing and this beauty lives in Stockholm sweden!

We should invite Parisha to our party!
Look Parisha is there she's so beautiful!
I'm sad I should call Parisha!

by Guyshy11 November 23, 2021

Parashar

You can have your best sex with a Parashar. He knows exactly what to do in bed and will rock your fucking world.

Ex: I had a Parashar over last night, It was the best sex of my life

by sunman87 July 2, 2022

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021