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Parental Advisory

A censorship sticker, very much like the Seal of Approval that comic books were made to have well into the 70's. It warns parents of possible material that may be considered obcene without any specific details about what is objectionable.
Perpetrated by a censorship lobby consisting of upper middle class conservative white women, such as Tipper Gor, who felt it necessary to police the music industry for messages that were politically or socially inconsistent with their own. This label dampens sales which in turn hampers musical, lyrical, or artistically creativite material.
At its inception the parental advisory sticker targeted mainly such musicians as Frank Zappa but today the target is hip-hop and rappers along with video game creators
My mom didnt let me but the CD because it had a parental advisory sticker, which she said had it like that because it talked about raping women. But later when I listed to it it just was criticizing American and the LAPD.
by Madamasselle December 17, 2003
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Parents Television Council

Lazy parents that are unable to parent their children, due to severe brain damage. They feel that they shouldn't have to parent their children, and when they give their children access to anything they don't want their kids to see, they feel that it is not their own fault for enabling the child to see the questionable content, but the entertainment industry for "corrupting" their "innocent" children's minds. They are also very naive, thinking that because they don't want their kids to see it, nobody should be allowed to. They are typically too busy bathing in their own stupidity, or arguing about something else that "corrupts" their children at a PTA meeting, to actually monitor what their kids do, so they try to force others to do it for them, by stripping the rights of everyone else.
Typical Parents Television Council supporter

"It's not MY job to parent my kids, that's the entertainment industry and the governments job!"

"How dare those evil corporations show something I don't want my kids to watch!"

"What? Did you just say parent your children? That's absurd! Why would I take care of my kids anyways? That's what the TV's for, right?"
by Da Cawtz March 16, 2014
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Parents

The people who had sex to make you
I think it's pretty hypocritical that my parents won't let me have sex, because they obviously have.
by Tikibarberfan October 1, 2010
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White parents

A generally lenient form of a parent; these people are usually not control freaks but still insert a certain set of rules for a kid to abide by.

Comparable to: Asian parent
White kid: Hey mom, can I go smoke some pot?

White parents: Sure, just make sure you finished your homework!

White kid: Oh yeah, I forgot, I had a stash of powdered heroin in your car, can I use that tonight?

White parents: Yeah, just make sure you come home before 10:00 P.M!
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parents

The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!

Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*

Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!

Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
by Jon Shwartz May 25, 2007
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Parents

1.Things that suck

2.Things that you put up with for 18 years

3.Things that live to embaress you

4.Things that YOU become =(
by MrSpiffy October 4, 2009
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Parents' Evening

A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.

Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.

They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.

Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening

Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.

Parent: Hi

Teacher: You must be here to talk about...

Parent: Yeah

4 minutes later

Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...

Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks

Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
by teeecher May 3, 2011
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